teachers put the ass in assignments

send me a number → football edition
1: favourite team
2: favourite footballer
3: favourite national team
4: football crush
5: best player in the world
6: favourite wag
7: favourite son
8: favourite football blog
9: ugliest footballer in the world
10: sexiest footballer in the world
11: a footballer i hate
12: a football team i can't stand
13: a footballer i'd love to date
14: a footballer i'd love to be friend with
15: a footballer i'd love to watch a match with
16: a footballer i'd love to meet
17: a footballer i'd love to get drunk with
18: my top 5 footballers
#please anyone  #pleaseeee  


do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up


“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan


"if you were a fruit what would you be?" 



reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

John Terry: what do you get if you cross a football team and an icecream?
John Terry: aston vanilla
John Terry: ...
John Terry: ... I'm sorry


[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]


half girl half asleep

Olivier Giroud for Puma

#olivier giroud  

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign


When you see a new picture of a person you are attracted to


gerard piqué and aaron ramsey (not that I have a big doubt on the second :))

gerard piqué - next (he’s shak’s lol)

aaron ramsey - what do you think ;) sex

#ask  #answered  #everyonelovesiniesta  

person: i love that team
me: they are my babies
person: what
me: they are mine
person: they're over 30
me: i have to protect them
person: more than one of them is married
me: babies
#forever reblog